Well I just woke up because Crazy Claire is at it again (I knew I should have slipped some metamucil into the Christmas cookies I baked her).

Actually, it turns out I didn't need to.

They were going a it like there was no tomorrow, then it stopped abruptly. And not 2 seconds after they stopped, I heard her vomit, followed by uncontrolable coughing. To top it off, they've now been having a screaming match for the past 8 minutes (presumably because she yaked mid-coittal [is that a word?!]). All in a typical Monday night.

Makes ya really love the holidays.